Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
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