I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
