i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
I think your dad took our porno
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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