You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
Randomize
