I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
please don't ironically join a cult
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