I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
i used baking grease as lip gloss
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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