I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
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