Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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