just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Dick very happy bro
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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