is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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