You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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