Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
