yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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