lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
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