Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
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