just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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