have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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