She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
