Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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