Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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