basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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