physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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