3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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