are you so shy because you have an std?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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