Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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