she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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