Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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