I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
The chlamydia really affected his face.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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