Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Just cropdusted the office
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
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