Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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