how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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