The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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