I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
where are my pants?
in the oven.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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