He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
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