walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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