I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
The adults are the big ones right?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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