Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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