yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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