my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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