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I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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