Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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