he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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