There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Randomize
