ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
you inspire me to be a worse person
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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