I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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