Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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