I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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