I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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