dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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