Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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