Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I want to fling myself into the sun
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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