kristin has been a bad kristin
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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