It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
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