I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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